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1. Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
   A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
   Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet
   of paper?
   A. (he already has one and he wants one He takes a photocopy of
   the white paper !!!
   Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
   A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
   Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
   A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
   Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
   A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
   Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
   A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
   Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
   A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
   Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over
   his ears?
   A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
   Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
   A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
   Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
   A. They always forget the recipe.
   Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
   A. He threw it off a cliff.
   Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
   A. A wind tunnel.
   Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
   A. The back of his head.
   Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
   A. They think their picture is being taken.
   Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
   A. Toes Go In First.
   Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
   A. It has a stamp on it.
   Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
   A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
   Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
   A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
   Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
   A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
   
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2. There was a train crash train de railed and a number of people were died. Sardar Banta was the driver. He has been asked by the equerry committee how the train de-railed Banta replied " I find a man on the rail and the incident happened" . "Why don't you roll over the man and avoid the big tragedy"? asked the committee.
   Banta said "I too had the plan to kill him but at the last moment he gave up his decision and moved away from the rail and to kill him I too divert my path from the rail".
   
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3. Sardar Garbhajan singh was working in a lathe and one of his hand jammed inside the cog. He was been hospitalized.
   The doctors and nurses said oh! Good luck the left hand is jammed not the right Garbhajan replied "First the right hand jammed but I taken it out from the cog and put my left hand"

   
   
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4. Sardar Garbhajan Singh went for hunting in a thick forest. He did not even find an animal. He is in his jeep. All of sudden one Lion jumped from a bush. Sardar frightened forgot to shoot, start the jeep and accelerate it fast to save himself. But the Lion is just behind him full speed.
   Ahead a junction the road divides and goes to two sides, Garbajen looked through the mirror the lion is just behind. He has an idea and saved his life. Do you know what he did?? He flashed the left indicator of the jeep on approaching the junction and turn to right.

   
   
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5. GAMBLES Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit.
   "Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"
   "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "

   
   
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6. Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
   "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
   "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4thperson born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

   
   
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