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What does Bra means
?
Ans : Boobs
Resting in Air.
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Bhaiya
ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA
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Uska
Badan
Badan
uska silky ho,
Breast uski milky ho,
Dekhne me chikni ho,
Pehni usne bikini ho,
Neche uske chimney ho....
Lamba apna danda ho,
Usme jaake thanda ho.
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Bullocks
Wife
said to husband: Bullocks could f~ck 3000 times per year why dont
u,
Husband: Ask them whether it is on a same cow?
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4
Letter Word
what
4 letter word starts with f and ends with k
and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
>>>fork<<<
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Famous Actress
A very famous actress with the reputation of a steamy sex life finally
died....
"At last theyre finally together" one mourners said...
"You mean with her husband?"
"No,I mean her legs" came the reply.
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Age
Factor
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Anaesthetist
A
callgirl had sex with a doctor.
After climax,
She asks : ''R u an ANAESTHETIST?''
Doctor : ''Ya!,How did u know?''
Callgirl : ''Kab dala kab nikala, pata hi nahi chala.''
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Arz hai.....
Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai.........
6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai.........
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Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda
tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey.
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Baa Baa black dick
have you any sperm?
Yes mam,yes mam two balls firm,
None for my gal frnd n none for my ex
but all for the horny girl
reading this text !!
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A body was found with no brain and a small
penis...
Text message me back to let me know your ok.
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Bush got a coded message
from Osama.It read:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped.He called the CIA & they cracked the code by reading
it upside down.
Guess what
they decoded "HELL0 ASSH0LE"
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What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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A Crowded
Bus
Man - Madam aapke santare dab rahe hai jara peche raho.
Madam - Mere santare dab rahe apko kya.
Man - Apko kuch nahin par mera to ras nikal raha hai!!!!
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Q.
Why is a cow always sad?
A. How would u feel if some one wakes you up
very early in the morning to rub your
tits for 2 hours and not Fu*k U!!
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days with
gals
1st = luv me,don’t touch me,
2nd = touch me, don’t kiss me,
3rd = kiss me, don’t fu*k me,
4th = fu*k me, don’t forget me,
5th = forget me,don’t tell anyone.
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A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,
he said ,"mam u r holding my balls".
she said," I know,
its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other".
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Dosti
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho !!.
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Dry day
Wife : you call me PARI after Drining desi and DARLING after English.
What happened today that you are Calling me CHUDAIL?
Husband : Today is Dry day.i
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FAT
Q- HOW CAN U MAKE 5 POUND OF FAT LOOK GUD?
A- JUST ADD NIPPLES TO IT.
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Q:
Height Of Fashion?
Ans: lipstick on Vertical Lips
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A Girl
Life
Jab Tere Chiku The,
Sab Tere Pichu The.
Jab Tere Amm Huye Kayi Badman Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbuje Hue Bade Ajube Hue,
JAb Tere Jhul Gaye,
Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye....
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Girl
Friend
Girl
Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis
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Golf
Course
Most
difficult GOLF COURSE on this world?
''WOMEN''!
No matter how many strokes or what style u play,ur balls will never go
in......
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